Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
on my way to overthrow your country
(via randypissflaps)
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
(via lexigraceee)
i have a friend who joined tumblr then i suddenly started getting texts like
“who the fuck is cousin matt?”
“what the hell is a sea pancake????”
“MOON… MOON?”
“what does everyone mean by Benedict is.. the.. real?”
“thats not an MRI scan wtf, why are they saying that?”
“who’s becky and what happened to her?”
and he ended up deleting his account
Fandom life clearly isn’t for everyone
